I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

>> Plutarch

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
>> Bill Nye

If I have made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention than to any other talent.
>> Sir Isaac Newton

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
>>W. Somerset Maugham

If you're not thinking straight does it mean you're thinking gay??

>> Justinthrustin (plurk.com/that1guyyep101)