If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.

>> Keith Richards

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

>> Mark Twain

No one can change a person, but someone can be a person's reason to change.

>> Sponge Bob

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once

you've lost it you can never get it back.

>> Harvey MacKay

There is always time to add a word, never to withdraw one.

>> Balthasar Gracian

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!

>> Owens Lee Pomeroy

Life is a series of commas, not periods.

>> Matthew McConaughey

Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds -- all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.

>> Edward Everett Hale

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

>> Erma Bombeck

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

>> A. A. Milne

There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.

>> Jane Austen

I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
>> Theodor S. Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

>> Malcolm S. Forbes