If I could sleep forever
I could forget about everything.
>>Dandy Warhols, Sleep

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death
One last caress
>> Last caress, Misfits

We've got a problem
First of all, there is no 'we'
I'm detached from you completely
I've got a problem
You tell lies to my friends and think it won't get back to me
>> AFI, He who laughs last

There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go, and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well, when exactly do you mean ?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone
>> The Smiths, How soon is now

Nas noites chuvosas, insone, peço a Deus que nunca permita a morte da imaginação. Fabricar histórias ou arrancá-las do real é a maneira mais bela que os homens encontraram para preencher o vazio da existência.
>> Nilza Linck, A prisioneira do castelinho do Alto da Bronze

"Mas nem é perig- tumpt!"
>> Piada interna

[delia] I get so annoyed when I use a computer that doesn't have the wheel or the wheel doesn't work
[delia] it's like
[delia] they gotta make me do too much work
>> delia, #movies na EFNet

[coioteee] eu sou alto e forte
>> coiote, #punk do Vant

[coioteee] depos vou no hospital ver meu vô
[coioteee] 'oq ele tem??'
[coioteee] 'um diploma de medicina ;D'
[coioteee] eu fiz a piada conversando sozinho e tive que contar pra alguem
[coioteee] ;|
>> coiote, #punk do Vant

[coioteee] (Quit: Todas as mulheres me adoram, exceto as que não me conhecem e as que me conhecem muito bem)
>> paulinho, #punk do Vant

[^MuDvAyNe^] bah eu até mi confundo achu q to ovindo green day mas é slipknot
>> Lamentável o comentário do menino, #korn do via-rs

"Só pra avisar que parece que desocupou o apartamento da tua prima. Acho que no fim tu vai ter que se mudar pra lá. É menos complicado. Sim, eu sei que tu não aguenta mais isso, mas vai acabar logo. Aliás, tu quer comer Stroggonof de camarão hoje?"
>> Meu pai, tentando me comprar felicidade com comidas boas (e adiantou hehe)

[aSdEcOpAs] eu não sou anti social
[aSdEcOpAs] o social que é anti eu
>> Eric, #punk do Vant

"Ah don't really know, Tam, ah jist dinnae. It kinday makes things seem mair real tae us. Life's boring and futile. We start oaf wi high hopes, then we bottle it. We realise that we're aw gaunnae die, withoot really findin oot the big answers. We develop aw they long-winded ideas which jist interpret the reality ay oor lives in different weys, withoot really extending oor body ay worthwhile knowledge, about the big things, the real things. Basically, we live a short, disappointing life; and then we die. We fill up oor lives wi shite, things like careers and relationships tae delude oorsels that it isnae aw totally pointless. Smack's an honest drug, because it strips away these delusions. Wi smack, whin ye feel good, ye feel immortal. Whin ye feel bad, it intensifies the shite that's already thair. It's the only really honest drug. It doesnae alter yir consciousness. It just gies ye a hit and a sense ay well-being. Eftir that, ye see the misery ay the world as it is, and ye cannae anaesthetise yirsel against it."
>> Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

"Even his anti-sexism was therefore overlayed with sexist self-interest. Men are pathetic cunts, he thought to himself."
>> Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

'Ma problem is, whenever ah sense the possibility, or realise the actuality ay attaining something that ah thought ah wanted, be it girlfriend, flat, job, education, money and so on, it jist seems so dull n sterile, that ah cannae value it any mair.'
>> Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

(p.s.: Não me sinto mais assim.)

[Trissomie] e apóstolo pra mim é tipo GROUPIE.
>> mIrc, mas foi tirado do Blog da Clarah

"What a wicked game to play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
To let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say
You never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do
To make me dream of you"
>> Chris Isaak, Wicked game

"I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you
I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you"
>> Chris Isaak, Wicked game

"No, I don't want to fall in love
With you"
>> Chris Isaak, Wicked game

Mr. O'Neill: We won, Daria. We won! (hugs Daria)
Daria: Lawsuit.
Mr. O'Neill: Sorry! (quickly lets go)
>> Daria

"Hello? (beat) Yes, Quinn's here, but she's studying. (beat) 'Stud-y-ing.' (beat) No, this isn't prank call. You called me."
>> Daria

Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.
Jane: Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?
>> Daria

Jane: A lot of weirdness around here lately.
Daria: Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.
Jane: You say that every day.
>> Daria

Helen: Daria, is anything wrong with Quinn?
Daria: If this weren't a school day, I might have the time to begin answering that.
>> Daria

"Life is something to do when you can't sleep."
>> M. F. K. Fisher

"Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?"
>> Lisa, The Simpsons

"There's not a sadder sight on this earth, than a football player trying to think."
>> Daria

"My parents want me to live up to my potential, so I'm careful not to show it."
>> Daria

"I wish people spoke in sub-titles. Then I could just close my eyes."
>> Daria

"I don't smile unless I have a reason."
>> Daria

Jake: Hey Daria, why aren't you on the tennis team?
Daria: Because it's classified as a sport.
>> Daria

"But, if I baby-sat for you, then technically I'd be doing you a favor. And that simply cannot be."
>> Daria

"She knows she's a winner, she couldn't be thinner. Now she goes in the bathroom and vomits up dinner?"
>> Jane's sentence on the painting of a pretty teenage girl, Daria

Daria: Do you think I complain a lot?
Tom: What are you bitching about now?
>> Daria

"I always look for security guards leading away somebody in handcuffs. Shoplifters are the best judges of merchandise."
>> Jane, Daria

Daria: Life sucks no matter what. So don't be fooled by location changes.
Jane: You really should write fortune cookies.
>> Daria

"Welcome to Lawndale, where style meets substance and says, "see ya!"
>> Daria

Jane: What happened to all your paper-writing money?
Daria: My mom wouldn't let me keep it. She said it was wrong to encourage cheaters and to profit from them.
Jane: So, she's giving up being a lawyer?
Daria: I asked her that. And I'm sure some day we'll once again be on speaking terms.
>> Daria

"He says I should think back to circumstances that brought me happiness as a child, and replicate them. But I suppose Quinn's here to stay."
>> Daria

Jake: How's the old self-esteem going, kiddo?
Daria: My self-esteem teacher says that being addressed all my life as child epithets like "kiddo" is probably the source of my problem.
Jake: Really?
Daria: No.
>> Daria

Jane: Do you know CPR, or something?
Daria: No, but I once gave Quinn the heimlich maneuver.
Jane: Did it work?
Daria: She wasn't choking.
>> Daria

Daria: So, first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for 6,000 dollars.
Jane: Miss Pert 'N' Pretty? What could she possibly need for 6 G's other than a new personality?
Daria: Wait, there's more. Then she announces for 20 grand she can fix me, which means she can make me look like Quinn.
Jane: Why would you want to look like that loser for? She needs 6,000 dollars worth of plastic surgery.
>> Daria

Jake: See that stream? That's our drinking water! See those berries? That's our breakfast!
Daria: See that skeleton? That's our future. (Pause) Made you look.
>> Daria

Jake: Won't this camping trip be fun, Daria?
Daria: Yeah. Almost as fun as drowning.
>> Daria

Elaine: I've yadda yadda'd over sex before. I met this lawyer, we went out, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place, yadda yadda yadda, I never saw him again.
Jerry: You yadda yadda'd over the best part.
Elaine: No I didn't. I mentioned the bisque.
>> Seinfeld

Helen: But, Quinn, your father and I want you to follow in our footsteps.
Quinn: We have to walk!?
>> Daria

"How come even in my fantasies everyone is a jerk?"
>> Daria

"My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, 'How was that drive-by shooting?' You don't care how it was, you're just lucky to get out alive."
>> Angela, My so called life

"You know how sometimes the last sentence you said, like, echoes in your brain? And it just keeps sounding stupider? And you have to say something else just to make it stop?"
>> Angela, My so called life

"I wish I was dead. Well, no I don't, not really. I wish everyone else was dead."
>> Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
>> Homer, The Simpsons

"To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!"
>> Homer, The Simpsons

Homer (on gays): They're embarrassing me. They're embarrassing America. They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just, uh...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!!
>> The Simpsons

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
>> Homer, The Simpsons

"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and Eskimos!"
>> Homer, The Simpsons

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."
>> Homer, The Simpsons

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake ID's."
>> Homer, The Simpsons

"It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents."
>> Judy Carter

Bart: What religion are you?
Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh... Christianity.
>> The Simpsons

"Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."
>> Bart, The Simpsons

"Good. I was feeling too dry."
>> Daria (as it starts to rain)

Quinn: Don't worry, it's fake.
Daria: Aw, you got a tattoo to match your personality.
>> Daria

"I don't like fun."
>> Daria

"How come even in my fantasies everyone's a jerk?"
>> Daria

Trent: Do you ever feel like you're wasting your life, Daria?
Daria: Only when I'm not sleeping.
>> Daria

"Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."
>> Daria